shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes
I WENT TO MCDONALD’S AND I ACCIDENTALLY ASKED FOR “CHICKEN NUGGER”
it’s nuggets xD
quirkybrittany! this is a childrens site!
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.
Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.
so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I have been waiting all year to reblog this
wtf i ordered coffee under the name thor and the barista misspelt it are you shitting me
the part that makes this better is that you misspelled the word “misspelled”
i didn’t misspell misspelled i spelled misspelt
Ah yes. The difference between actual and American English.
randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK
OH MYF UCKING GOD
wait you mean that’s not zac efron?
still, its horrible that movies and media in general gives you this idea that if you’re a male and you’re not attractive you can still score incredibly hot girls by being funny and “yourself” but if you’re a girl and you’re not attractive nobody’s gonna touch you forever
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
Which state is the loudest
its funny because the last part in illinois is silent
silence is the loudest scream
that was deep
The casting of Christ Hemsworth and Chris Pine as father and son is so good that it actually makes me uncomfortable. :l
Christ Hemsworth was the best accidental typo I’ve seen